Bobby Mitchell: Music

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Rump Wrangler
If your ever down in Houston parting late at night
Better watch your back and cover your crack if you’re on the West side
Just inside the loop around Montrose and Westhimer
He stalks the streets late at night he’s called the Rump Wrangler

Man or woman don’t matter to him that’s what people say
He’ll flash his cash in a heart beat always willing to pay
When the sun goes down he’ll cruise around in his pink Cadillac
He’s got money to burn, drugs and drink if ya let him unload his sack

Rump Wrangler Rump Wrangler
He has a hangman’s noose tattooed on his dangler

He dresses like a cowboy but the only thing he knows
About cattle, are they taste good he loves rump roast
He satisfies the locals and they call him a thriller
One night a young drag queen said he was a driller

He came out of the closet in 1978
When the Village People sang Y.M.C.A.
He didn’t always have this fetish for the backside of folks
Cause he came from a farm where he had the pleasure of sheep and goats

Rump Wrangler Rump Wrangler
He has a hangman’s noose tattooed on his dangler
Rump Wrangler Rump Wrangler
He’ll stick you where the sun don’t shine with his tattooed dangler

Straight people call him sick but then where he lives
Ain’t too many straight folk’s just prostitutes in drag
He shows no prejudice against young or old
He unwinds with behind he likes to come and go

So if your ever down in Houston parting late at night
And you get drunk and find yourself out on the West side
Then you realize your inside the loop around Montrose and Westheimer
Better watch your back and cover your crack and watch out for the Rump Wrangler

Rump Wrangler Rump Wrangler
He has a hangman’s noose tattooed on his dangler
Rump Wrangler Rump Wrangler
He’ll stick you where the sun don’t shine with his tattooed dangler
Rump Wrangler Rump Wrangler
He’ll make you say ouch with his tattooed dangler

© 2003 William Robert Mitchell